Transcript

0:00 *Bad music *

0:15 Calling all villains Come to my lair and compete to prove you have what

0:21 it takes to be the next big man Greetings fellow tours of the evil

0:27 arts Tell us your new LTV boy I've just failed and failed and failed

0:34 back, no matter how crazy this gets.

0:37 For all the galaxy's fiends seeking glory's purpose, will you answer the call?

0:43 It's showtime!

0:47 We must cross every villain that stands in our way!

0:51 Each of these fine creatures are my highly capable sidekick!

0:56 I've seen my share of wannabe villains who didn't have

1:06 *BANG *

1:10 Probably.

1:10 Hey, lad, you're all set, Mr.

1:12 B.

1:12 If you need anything, just ask a phone drone.

1:15 Purposeful, Phil.